Personally I’m a moderate Liberatarian myself, but Obama has this election in the bag. Here’s why.
1) Ron Paul won’t get the nomiation because my life’s not that cool (he also isn’t pro-choice)
2) If Mitt get’s it, well then game set match becasue Republican’s hate him.
3) If Newt get’s it he’ll kick ass in the debates until the last second when he blurts out some crazy shit like “Blarg, I’m Newt Gingritch! MotherFuckin’ MOONBASE!” and the smiles on the faces of his supporters will falter and the will quietly cast votes elsewhere.
4) If by some miracle frothyassfoam Santorum acctually gets it, debates will go like this:
Debate Host- “Mr. Santorum how will you fix the economy”
Santorum- “I’ll pray that Jesus gives us all a raise and then I’ll give the gay people shots to cure their gayness so they can be more productive members of a society that I’m clearly VERY out of touch with. Also, I’m going to pass legislature to have the vagina’s of minority women sewn shut so they can’t abuse the system anymore.”
Debate Host-“Mr. President would you like to respond?”
President Obama-“Ha ha ha…no I’m good.”
If Milo Ventimiglia decided not to be an actor anymore and pursue his long life dream as an antique clocktower repairman and he fell off a clocktower and he was rushed to the emergency room and he had to go though weeks of physical therapy under careful doctor supervision and they found an abnormaility in his blood and it got sent to the top gene therapist in the country and they told him that he had a rare gene mutation that would make all his children fetal seisure prone porcupines with Hepatitus C … I would still births all 97 of this man’s babies…
If this is funny because your thinking of “that time when …” I think we could be friends.
YES
fucking yes.
It’s funny how 22 year old me looking at this Tom Felton reminds me of exactally how I felt when 11 year old me was looking at 12 year old Tom Felton. He was always hansom to me.
Harry Potter on the other hand, when did you get sexy … fucking, knock that shit out.
this is me every day of my life.
I wish jogging was the only thing I did this with.
(Source: jennnamarbles)
I created my first animated sing along. It’s about a dinosaur.
Have you ever found a song that just spoke to your soul? I have, and I’d like to share it with you all now. Gather round children, let us sing.
